Our review
★★★☆☆ 2.5
Sea Captain Date claims to unite sea captains with those who long for them, and the internet has never entirely decided whether it is serious. It became folklore through comedy coverage and remains gloriously online. As a functioning dating pool it is a rounding error; as a cultural artifact it is a treasure.
Pros
- Immortal novelty concept
- Free
- Genuine internet folklore
Cons
- Minuscule real pool
- Possibly more joke than site
- Web-only relic
